Halle Berry Is Out Here Throwing Haymakers On Her 56th Birthday

Dear Lord. How the fuck is Halle Berry 56 years old?

I know 26-year-olds who look older and more weathered (cocaine, Botox, lip injections, cigs, and 10ths of makeup is a hell of a combo) than Ms. Berry.

Just an all-time Mt. Rushmore dime. And crazy lady.

Happy birthday Halle-